Gym Clothes Fashion Faux Pas

Yesterday morning, I walked into the room where all the bicycles and treadmills are located. I was stunned to see a fairly attractive woman riding a stationary bike in a pair of jeans. Jeans, I say, ... on a bike ... in a gym. What the #^@&! Somebody really needs to put me in charge one day. Things like this can't keep happening. It makes things all catywompas.