Slippers

I was looking for some stuff under my bed and found a pair of slippers. I don't wear slippers. I don't know why I own them. My daughter saw me pull them out and look at them questioningly.

"Daddy, why don't you ever wear your slippers?" she asked.

"Because, I don't want to fall down," came my response.

She looked at me like I'd lost my mind.

"They don't call them 'slippers' for no reason, right!?" I continued. She paused, thinking.

"Daaaddddyyyyyyy!" came the realization.

Then she punched me.